Jackanory! Part two.

Alex could tell that Jenette would try it on with Gene. That’s why she wanted to interview her. 

Shaz is crying all the time. Awww.  Even though I don’t like her after series 1, I feel bad.

“Pretty eyes.” Though I’m not a fangirl, I agree with her.

Gene’s hair is darker this series. 

And Alex has another pencil. Have you ever noticed that she will pull one from thin air every single ep? Or nearly.

I love the way Tiny says bubbles.

Gene’s look. “I have no idea what you’re saying but I want to shag you anyway.”

Ray and Alex talking about pornos. Dying. 

Ooh, hey look at this pretty tape. Ooh, Alex is speaking. I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t listen, but heya. I will anyway and advance this plot along a little bit. 

You know, she never says she hates him. 

She’s always been analyzing herself Gene. You should know this. That’s all she does.

NO DON’T FUCKING TELL HIM THAT! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! (oh mamma mia mamma mia mamma mia let me go!) *Cue cringing and hiding face in hands for Alex* 

Although, she can’t lie at all. She’s total shit at it. 

SO GENE SHOULD KNOW THAT SHE’S TELLING THE TRUTH! 

Cause she’s crap at lying! Follow?

Aww. Alex. You should have known better.

Creepy ticking flyer with Alex’s face. 

“I’m not ashamed of you Chris.” That’s why I haven’t been talking to you for the past half an episode.

Cue Alex as Gooseberry. You know, if you’d just admit that you love Gene, you wouldn’t be a gooseberry anymore.

Yeah, Alex did it Gene. Cause she’s totally in the office to be able to poison Tiny, isn’t she?

It sounds like he says “I’m supposed to patrol a jam sandwich.” This makes no sense.

I’ve said “I want the bottle not the vineyard.” I said it in the grocery store over the price of olive oil. In front of my mother. Who thought I was hilarious and that I came up with it myself. So proud of myself. 

Generous limits? Hahahaha. good joke, Genie!

I hate that organ grinder line. 

I love that look Gene gives after she slaps him. He really regrets it. He knows he’s gone too far, but then he doesn’t let that disturb him when she walks out.

And that was a horrid figure of speech. You’ll be eating those words.

ALDFKJA;EW Alex is in her bed! Something is very wrong. It must be the ‘very bad’ fever.

So now, is Alex dreaming this Jenette kiss? I really hope so. Cause if he kissed Jenette like that… urgh. 

She had to be. With herself in Jenettes shoes.

So you sleep with a gun, but you don’t lock your bloody door? YOU MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL, ALEX!

There are no gold bars in the van. You can’t drive that way with heavy gold bars. Seriously gold van, stop driving like Gene.

I love this song. ‘Club Country’ 

Alex, you should have picked up that litter. I mean, seriously. Help the planet. 

Yes, there was a fire Alex. Viv just said so. 

Drake was right, but that shows even more that she could be bent. Sorry Alex. :(

“Shit myself, but proceeding to King Douglas Lane” I love you Chris. 

Dear Blaggers. You aren’t going to be able to pick up those bags. Gold is rather heavy.

See? 

I can’t tell who’s driving on the wrong side of the road. I’m going to assume it’s Gene cause he’s a crap driver.

I love Martin Summers. I love his accent.

Carnegie jumps before the quattro hits him. I’ve seen it ever since my first time watching it.

PROPER POLICE! I love you, Chris.

I hate Shaz shooting him down. I’ve always found this tacky. But I do love Chris’ wink at her at the end.

Alex, I’m sorry. You’re screwed.

Also, you’re sort of crap at policing. And psychology. And humor.

Carnegie still got away. Sorry dude. This is dead land. 

I know. I’ll shoot Alex in my awesome gangsta style.

Alex reacts pretty much the same when he gets shot as when she does. The first time I watched it, I couldn’t figure out why she had doubled over. 

Martin looks pretty. 

He’s not dead yet. If he was, his eyes would still be open.

Yes, Alex. Elbow the woman with the gun to your face .Great idea.

I love that expression that she give him. It’s like, I can’t believe you just shot me, oh my god, and holy shit this hurts, all in one. Oh and it also says, I’ve failed.  And its so painful and beautiful.

I have the music that she dies to. I love it. It’s been played nearly 500 times on my itunes.

The first time I watched this, I was in tears because she left Gene.

Oh. The doctor has black hair. For some reason I’ve always imagined him with grey hair.

Molly, your mum had a 10% chance of living. Show some emotion would you?

i’m sorry that card. Molly isn’t 8.

I started laughing as soon as Gene appeared and started talking, the first time. Tears to laughter. My mom thought I was mad.

Can I just say, ripping that IV out would HURT LIKE HELL. Those IV’s hurt like hell to touch.

And we end with Gene’s screaming visage. Lovely :)